is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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