You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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