we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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