I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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