There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
