Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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