This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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