they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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