I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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