what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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