is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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