did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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