I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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