her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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