i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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