Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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