Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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