I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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