Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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