their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
North Korea, Best Korea!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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