i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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