i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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