oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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