I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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