You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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