I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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