I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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