I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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