Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
only you would photoshop your dick
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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