I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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