Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you will always have a special place in my vag
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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