I want to make a zoo with you.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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