its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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