I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The best revenge is premature balding
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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