6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I want her autograph on my taint
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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