Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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