She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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