Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
pray to the hookup gods
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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