Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Randomize
