im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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