do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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