i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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