physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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