i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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