What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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$5. Donated.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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