he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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