So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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