i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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