If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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