Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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