I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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