so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
should my penis look like a turkey
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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